Lies and Slander
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Hello, welcome young traveler. You have some how landed on my blog and I have no trading abilities or do I have any red potion for you. But I go by the name of Jen and like you I explore the deadly world of tumblr.  Guardians awake .


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ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is


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Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

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Having lived in NYC where its legal to be topless (and yes I took advantage of that fact several times.) I was curious as to why it wasn’t nation wide.

So let’s make it nation wide!

For those folks out there who think women should breastfeed in bathrooms, you know those fun smells that lingers in public restrooms?  Yeah, the swamp gas ones.  Well, you know how the sense of smell works, right?  Volatile molecules of a substance are inhaled through the nose and mouth.  Now, babies suck in air while they’re breastfeeding - that’s why you have to burp them.  So when you say that women should be breastfeeding in public restrooms, what you are actually saying is you think their babies should eat shit.

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yo man y’all takin shit too far


Real talk? I think it’s pretty amazing that comics, movies and games can inspire people to actually make this shit. Like, people often discredit those things as pointless sensations, but seriously, this really impressive.

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"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

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